- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
Math Exam.
58,485 notes • Tuesday, June 14, 2011 • reblog this
Before the exam:
During the exam:
After the exam:
when someone says they found some money:
30,776 notes • Tuesday, June 14, 2011 • reblog this
Yo thats mine i just dropped it
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
When you go to a friend’s house to study:
70,347 notes • Tuesday, June 14, 2011 • reblog this
At first:
After ten minutes:
Photo taken on a rollercoaster
62,579 notes • Tuesday, June 14, 2011 • reblog this
Expectation:
Reality:
When you realize you’re going to be home alone:
59,738 notes • Tuesday, June 14, 2011 • reblog this
Oh yeah, I’mma free bitch!
You hear the slightest noise:
